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Speech and Debate (But Mostly Debate): Debate Rap?

allthegoodtumblrurlsaretaken:

So yeah, for those of you who know me, you know I wrote a debate rap. Well I thought I would share it with all of Tumblr. If you want to try and rap it, it is to “N****s in Paris” (<— I am politically accurate) and all I ask is if you make a video, fan mail me the link or submit it. Thanks!

Lyrics:
We runnin’ one perm and one perm only.
(Slowly) Perm so hard got the Neg in a double bind
Perm so hard got the Neg in a double bind
Run the arg, make a trade in time.
What’s the theory on a PTX DA
Could you please remind me?
Debate so hard, these judges lay me
Gotta do extra work cuz can’t be lazy
hit D&G with 3-0 break and look at my partner this K crazy
Baudrillard, policy is weird
Hyperreality, politics of fear
Spread my card, gotta be clear
Education don’t matter when it’s not fair
Psycho-analysis to Michael
Foucault n’ TIX, Crossin , Bison, Agamben, Floatin PIKs
Debate so hard, gotta split the block, timer runnin out goin tick tock
So far they losin’ time, get caught up in all dis terror talk
Debate so hard, partners the 2, rebuttals shouldn’t say anything new
Run my discourse, like the rounds I taped
Win the debate by makin your args flow through
Debate so hard, feel persuaded, tournament go for like 6 days
Water bottles, death models, breakin add-ons to my sick case
(Debate so hard) Quick nitschze, just might win if you pray
bye roun’, D on flows, get my offense with a 1-off K

[Hook]
Debate so hard colleges tryin’ find me
That judge lay[x3]
[x2]

I’m afraid that I might cede the political
Adjust my strategy so I can make a quick call
Answer their DAs of the environmental
Uniqueness and link, so I straight turned them all
(Debate so hard) That judge lay (that judge lay), impact outweigh
(Debate so hard) Once you run (once you run) that anthro K
(Debate so hard) Cards in bold (Cards in bold) from sept’mber to may
(Debate so hard) Aff plan creates violence and you don’t care if it’s inhumane
1AC, Grab the plan
K the Aff, down with the man
Neg block lockdown for the upperhan’ (we just debatin’)
Don’t care if Aff plan solves for bourgeoisie
If I was them, I’d answer topicallity
Your link is a trigga
My impact is bigga
Dat Language is gendered
and Ks are for cheetahs
Judges say they insist
They have to vote on my realness
But don’t be embarrassed
Cause my tactics geurilla, huh!
Debate so hard, colleges want to find me
Debate so hard, colleges want to find me
You are now watching me own
Create an indistinction zone [x3]
It’s like they not even tryin’
Cut my ev in the summer time
I got my articles in Chrome
You know how many arguments that I’ve flown
Don’t let me get in my zone [x4]
I’m always significantly increasin (How many arguments that I’ve flow)
They know my arguments be appealin
Know I’m bout to run Schmidt
How you know, I got that feeling
Like the round was bein thrown
Debates a skill you got to hone [x2]
I’m definitely in my zone

(via fuckyeahpolicydebate)

alison-rowan:

The project to make “That’s so gay” go away is well underway! (Did I entice you with my rhyming skills?) I’ve set up a fundraising project on IndieGogo which will allow you not only to contribute to the project, but to pre-order your t-shirt or poster while you’re at it.
If you hate this expression as much as I do, you can help by spreading the word—Or in this case, the link. Thanks so much for your help and support! 

alison-rowan:

The project to make “That’s so gay” go away is well underway! (Did I entice you with my rhyming skills?) I’ve set up a fundraising project on IndieGogo which will allow you not only to contribute to the project, but to pre-order your t-shirt or poster while you’re at it.

If you hate this expression as much as I do, you can help by spreading the word—Or in this case, the link. Thanks so much for your help and support!